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Bear Witness! SEX BEAR: THE CHOAD WARRIOR

Obviously, this book is dumb fun. It began as a joke and continues to be one, but the first Sex Bear had enough response it warranted a return. If you’re looking for the id run wild, for a quick pep in your step, and a laughable distraction as you march into the daily routine of survival, this book may be for you. You can find it right here.  If you’d like to read the first, you can find it right here for only 99 cents (or free on Kindle Unlimited). And just like the first book, this one is full of ridiculous pictures. So there’s that.

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Zombie Lovers Anonymous and Berti Walker.

Berti Walker, you dirty bird. Dirty Berti. I’ll be honest, this book is wrong on a lot of levels, but Berti’s delivery is pretty hilarious. I wasn’t quite sure where she would take me on this little trip, but by the end she had me laughing out loud (literally). I wasn’t all that thrilled at the thought of zombie erotica (or lets be frank – necrophilia) but as I read through the piece, I found it to be more of a social commentary, heavily laced with satire. I could tell Berti was having fun, and probably at my expense. She was fucking with me.

Fuckin’ Berti. Bravo.

Anyway, lets roll that beautiful bean footage!

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Sex Bear Joins New Kink!

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Only 99 cents!

Maybe join is the wrong word. Sex Bear: The Legend Continues was created on a hot, sweaty night in the summer of 2015. The two men who created Sex Bear love each other very much and formed together as Monsieur Loads. And another man, who will remain incognito, coined the name for the then fledgling company that would become New Kink.

So technically, Sex Bear is the first love child of this unholy enterprise.

Now, we could talk about Sex Bear but I think it would be better to show you what other folks are saying. Here’s a review from a very nice lady on goodreads. She’d come across the book thanks to our good friend Arthur Graham.

https://www.goodreads.com/review/show/1475625148?book_show_action=true&from_review_page=1

Now, we’re all very busy but we’d like to show you the second coming of Sex Bear. Just like the first, it is full of laughs and over-the-top images that may make you reconsider suicide on yet another Shit Monday on Shit Earth. Raiiiiiinboooows. Poop boobs. Doody Knockers.

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Live Action Hentai and Kerry Lip!

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The full cover reveal along with our latest release, we proudly present Kerry Lipp’s “Live Action Hentai.” As you can see in our website header, the project was originally named Squidfucked, but as we’ve found with some of our other titles, censorship does exist via Amazon. It’s seems tricky at first, trying to figure out what parameters we have as publishers of bizarro erotica, but we’ve found the radar (somewhat) and we’re learning how to fly under it produce some of the oddest erotica titles on the market. There are certain guidelines, certain places you cannot go without getting flagged.  Usually, almost all of the problems you’ll first encounter are the images in the cover or interior. The next bit you have to worry about is the title and the blurb. The language itself.

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